Paste a Bluesky post below — a link to it, or just the words. A secret algorithm rotates the board, crunches the numbers, and delivers a verdict nobody is entitled to question: BISKYWANG, or not. That's the whole show.
If you paste a bsky.app post link, the real post is
read live from Bluesky's public, unauthenticated AppView
(app.bsky.actor.getProfile then
app.bsky.feed.getPosts) — a plain browser fetch, no
login, nothing ever written back. If you paste plain text instead,
that text is judged directly.
Either way, the exact text is run through a deterministic hash and a small set of arbitrary scoring rules — what they are is the whole bit, and this note isn't going to be the thing that spoils it. What matters: the same post gets the same verdict every time, which is more than you can say for the real show.